Kdo by to byl řek?

4. února 2010 v 21:19 | Atyiya |  Tak mě napadlo...
Právě mi bylo řečeno, že jsem pošuk. xD Ale pro ty co mě znají, nic nového pod sluncem...

Ale k tématu: Včera jsem se byla podívat na své milované základce, kde zrovna probíhala recitační soutěž, zavzpomínala jsem na ty krásné doby, kdy jsem se tomu též věnovala, To co jsem tam slyšela, mi úplné vyrazilo dech. Kdo by to byl do těch dětí řek. Nakonec celou soutěž vyhrál kluk z PÁTÉ třídy a to prosím pěkně neměl ani básnič ku. Recitovat prózu, jako by to vůbec šlo, ale evidentně jo. No co už, ale dám vám sem ten, co mě zaujal nejvíc...




Rohožka - Rudolf Křesťan

Rohožku mám rád. Všichni víme, jak je důležitá, že? Ale kdo by to chtěl dělat? Rohožka je na nejnižším žebříčku hierarchie podlahových krytin. "Promiňte, pane." řekne rohožka nově rozvalenému koberci. "Vy jste peršan?" Koberec nehne ani vzorkem. "S tebou se tak budu bavit. ty... rohožko! Já, kterej jsem za pět tisíc dvě stě z obchoďáku pod pultem!"
"Já jenom, že jste tak krásně barevnej a vypadáte kvalitně. To je dobře, že jste tady.To u nás bude krásně." "Ta je drzá, u nás! Vždyť ji vystrčili před dveře, rohožku jednu. A chce se bavit se mnou, po kterém budou chodit v ponožkách. Ona, o kterou si pucujou boty. Por pána Chemlona, to je drzost!" myslí si koberec.
"Tak víte co?" řekne rohožka rychle, protože paní už zavírá dveře, "já teď budu čistit boty, jak nejlépa dovedu, aby vás neumazali, kdyby se nezuli. Když ste tak pěknej." A vypne co nejvíc zbylý vzorek na svém gumovém tělíčku, nebo naježí poslední vlákna, je-li z rohože a dělá, co umí, fakticky.
A mělo by to mít happyend, tak ten peršan pochopí, že nebýt té poslední mezi krytinami, která dělá, co umí, nevypadal by dnes jako peršan, ale jako čuně, a začne si vážit toho, co dělá, a taky jí si začne vážit a apk se skamarádí a z toho plyne poučení a tak dále, co bych povídal.

 

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